Hey Jon,
Did you get my email about speaking at Yestival? I know Dave talked to you about it. Would you be up for it?
Emma,
This was the email that awaited me in my inbox.
No, Emma.
I haven’t received any email. And, no. Dave hasn’t talked to me about it.
What the hell are you going on about?
That’s not the email I sent back!
So now I’m talking this Saturday and I’m properly papping myself.
I’ve decided that I’m going to call my talk:
Self-Publishing for Adventurers
Sounds cool doesn’t it? If you had the choice between a talk on some geezer who’d climbed Mount Everest or me banging on about why not getting a proper cover designer was probably my biggest mistake, then which would you go for? Of course you’d come to me. You’re just such a nice person!
Anyway, I’ve not written my speech yet and instead I am putting it off and writing in my blog instead.
Flying by the seat of my pants is a viable option, right?! Ho hum!
So if you haven’t got a ticket yet and you can’t wait to see me make a complete tit of myself in front of a tent full of strangers (and worse, people I actually know!) then make sure you get one pronto. I’ve heard from Big Dave that there are only a handful left.